orientation-presynaptic bulb
to me.. apart from the IMUcup, orientation week is one of the most important agenda in my life as an imu student… (sure there’s the annual imu ball but to me there nothing much to it unless if you like to see chicks in cool dresses plus the unnecessary make-up, tons of foods and…. what else eh? ;p) and the best part of this coming orientation is the fact that our batch, m205 is going to be the organizing batch…. (and i happen to be one of commitee member;p) and this committe had vow to stage a ‘different’ memorable orientation week
Hmm.. bout the committee eh? Well to be honest, it’s one hell of a group.. dynamic in nature with interesting lineups especially the chief oo ;p here’s a list of the committee and what I think of them (yes I intend to offend a lot of people ; p)
First up… Prasad, Mr President, our very own debating swan princess ;p
Then his gayest partner ever (I think he’s having an affair wif me since Prasad is not around;p) yih seong, the caring vice (who have a special ability to communicate with Indians using the infra red tech ;p)(and to amplify on ur comment during dinner at the food court… OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!);p
Accompanying him is our very own batch rep (also the vice)… mrs bela.. ooopss, rasyidah huhuhu…. There’s nothing much to say bout her but I really love her when she bought me all those desserts… yumyum…. Thanks mom ;p
Next up, miss ‘just 8 more vote’; li shun huhuhu I’m so evil muahahahahaha… hey I’m just playing wif ya k… please be offended huhuhuhu eh, fyi, to me, u r always my vice! Chill! ;p btw, she’s also the cheer lady with all those weird (but interesting) cheers… it’s must be a Singaporean thing I guess:p
Her vice, yu ling is way off the scale I tell u… she can eat almost everything with extra helpings… and I really mean EXTRA… but she can still maintain her bamboo stick figure… for orientation week, she’s known as miss printer and copier.. huhuhuh btw ur bm’s cooler than the word cool itself ;p
In come li shan our treasurer. She’s very particular at it (translation; stingy)… she’s good with money and a good v’ball player who will win us the imucup!!! She’s like a big sister to me (I’m 16-mah:p) and she cured me of doggie-phobia… ;p thanx
Yinn khurn is my entertainment guy.. the ‘click’ guy… dun know much bout him or his work (maybe we can gay together when I’m done wif yih seong;p)
in come the ice breaking team of ivy and kevin…. ivy being the not so tall perfect all rounder (juz u wait, i’ll beat u hands down in squash;p) and kevin the tall masculine striker of M205 (he’s a hot imcc too);p they have some pretty interesting things up their sleeves on the very 1st day of orientation and it’s the one thing i wouldn’t miss for sure… go break some iceberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here we have another all rounder in our very own batch rep, patrick, (the ankle breaker) chan. he can run he can point guard… heck, he’s an A student… and now he’s going to be davy jones, hiding his treasure for the juniors to hunt down… and sitting taller than him by his side would be the highly critical miss tradition; sharaniya;p if you want perfection in anything what-so-ever juz give her a call;p huhuhuhuhu
when it comes to imcc and some wierd fantasies (or rather lame one;p) of guys wearing tights or f-cup bras, irshad would always popped on top… second only to seb of course ;p yeah, he’s the variety night man.. and who could ever forgot the most memorable phrase form mauratius, ‘why is it so ‘dwark’ in ere?’ huhuhuhu…. to balance things up, he’s paired with the ‘matured’ priya.. and i dun really mean age wise altho she’s kinda "middle-aged"….muahahahaha
shin yee; "bela, i might need your help on the telematch thingy coz i didn’t attend the last one"
bela; "neither did i"
sigh…… yup they are our telematch committee… sigh again…huhuhu but i still believe they r up to it… (hopefully;p)
sathya on the other hand is living a homo-hermaphrodite life…. the video man during the day and the bbq man at night… yikes!!! with him is the gothic babe from the top of the world, the mountain chick, the tallest sherpa, bob tightpants SHORTa…… i found a new mathematical equation; increased altitude equals to higher gravity pull on ur growth plate hence the height issue;p
Chief OO… hmmmmm this is a tough one…. i heard that he’s a chick magnet… a cool guy indeed they say…. with wisdom and superb social skills;p… pretty much the perfect mr perfect i reckon:p huhuhuhuhu
Chief SM : Sebastian ; pervert,sadistic, evil, and badly in need of a companion… ah yes, my brokeback mate;p what made him an asshole? i think it’s either the trauma of having chilli powder in his crotch during orientation, or it’s the post-snow-slutty-white-syndrome, or maybe the aftermath of excessive nipple-pinching drill… hey seb, no matter what ‘people’ might say bout you ( people=me+i+mustaq) u’ll always be my nipple pinching buddy, my very own miss snow white… ;p
next up would be the security team aaqil, suren and alvin ’swimmer’… errrrrr since i still want to join the orientation in one piece, u guys rocks;p eheheh (i’m not that stupid k)
but if, they decided to add more ‘texture’ to my fully developed muscular body, the first aid team can always patch me back up again… jeremy the jemboree musician, miss jane-speaker-june, and mr mawi aka mulan aka keat how.. huhuhuhuhu
and now, in come the posers, the sissy-est committee ever invented by IMU, the dress code team. their job is to make sure that orientaton week is like going to a low budget royal london circus.. huhuhu it’s dressing up time… and this fashion massacre would be spearheaded by the imu idol judges: randy cheemz the ‘u r my treasure’ gal, paula chia ‘hiphop-ing drama queen’ qi ;p, and sonali "i’m funny’ moss….. huhuhuhuhuhu
and to help them keeping score of the lamest orientation group would be miss ‘blurry-eyes’ joanne kiasu aka miss ‘ummmm’… huhuhuhu
if joanne is miss kiasu then the booklet, t-shirt and banner com is the kiasu group… miss ‘i really like light blue’ yun (why can it be yellow or brown grrrrrr)and the it guy, the video magician, the guy from 8tv, the IMU scholar, mr gary!!! clap clap… good job on the t-shirt and the banner;p… who’s the handsome, charming designer;p huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
and to cap thing off, the charity home visit team…. balhblahblah… the post orientation team yawn huhuhuhuhu who else are more charitable than the mr marfan jack-winn-ie from mentakab (the most happening place in m’sia i heard;p) and miss jaslyn ‘yes now i remembered ur name’ huhuhu
Pretty interesting bunch eh?
The pre operational status seems to be in fine form but I kinda a bit hectic to me with the rotation and all… thanks to yih seong the google group kinda solve it but we still have to look into lots of junks in our mailbox ;p
coming soon…………. a peek on the preps…….. to a blog near you………..
