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went to watch the epic movie last week with angelene, denise, kir yu and chris… the movie was ok, full of sarcastic comedy, funny yes but not my type of movie to say the least… but it was interesting how the director manage to nicely fit all the sarcasm in a ‘good’ storyline…. neway, i’m not going to post  a sypnosis of the movie….
there this part where they ’snub’ the x-men’s movie… and it made me wonder… what kind of superpowers would suit me…. so off i went on a fantasy trip to scout for potential superhuman powers;p
i’m not a greedy person, so i’ll only chose 5 suitable powers, and here goes nothing… (pliz god grant me this wish;p)

1. speed of light speed.. no no no faster than that!
    y? heck i love speed… the feeling of running away from sumthing without ever bein caught… now, that’s life.. and usually super heroes with speed are the coolest bunch! flash (justice league), flash2 (the incredibles), flasher;p (i wonder y is there a lot of flashers around vista????), superman, avatar(luv the show;p), kenshin himura (he’s fast what!!)….

2. pyro maximus… there’s a reason y i’m called that(altho only self proclaimed one.. paiseh;p) it would be super cool if i can make and manipulate fire… i juz loves flames.. and the fact that fire related superheroes are also taken out from the cool rack! human torch (fantastic 4), pyro (x-men), who else eh????? oh ya, ghost rider (he’s head’s burning duh!) and… (i’m embarassing myself:(), the charmed bad-guy-turning-good-and-then-bad-again… i forgot the demo’s name but he’s wayyyyy  cool and yes i enjoy wathcing 3 cuties fighting off demons…. oh ya, did i mention that i’m scared of cold! weak body, enough said….

3. wolverine super healing power…. i’m injury prone with a weak weak body! fyi, for the past 2 imu cup i have yet played without carrying an injury… at least i can brag that i have yet to parade my superhuman talent in sports! huhuhuhu…

4. prof x’s ability to look into human mind…. i just love the movie… urm forgot the title… aiyo the want where mel gibson acted as a selfish dude then able to hear what’s on ur mind… this my friend could help me a lot in my love life;p huhuh and my social skills!!!! (help) some say i’m too outspoken, childish, insensitive, and yes yih seong ur words that night accompanied me every night, in my sleep, my dreams:( juz a clue on how to react in certain situations and i can die happy, unmarried but still happy;p huhuhu

5. the power to overcome all my weaknesses; frogs, girls(yeah right;p), shogens (freakyy weh), cold, food (stains galore every meal.. y me!),
sad drama, co driver seat (y can’t i stay awake!), witches, stomachaches, fat!!!!!! (i dun wan to b fat), etc, etc..

how i wish to have super powers…hmmmmmmmmmmmm
me in my yellow-brown-white superhero suit….. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

simply the quote of the day…

well, my cousin went out with this guy… (to buy books??? are you kidding me;p)

around noon he send her back (what kind of date is this anyway??;p)

and before leaving he asked to see my uncle (the dad lor swt)

he’d gone completely out of his way to say;

"saya pulangkan balik anak pakcik"

(" i return u ur daughter back")

it was hilarious! kinda freaky to me but damn hilarious.. we got a good laugh out of it;p

neway, it’s his way to respect others.. to be courteous… which i think i dun have… yet…(heck, most malaysian dun even know how to say/use a simple thank you) i was funny, wierd even to others but to him (i believe) it’s the proper way to treat others.. the right thing in a world full of individuals leading their own separate (sad) lives…. his parent surely had done sumthing right on this dude… kudos!

p/s; i must learn to be a ‘proper’ gentleman if i wan to have a gf… SOON (chia huan????;p owh, i dun wan to leave yih seong out of this do i??? ;p)

just down loaded theme songs from ONE LITRE OF TEARS ;P happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

even listening to the songs lights u my miserable soul;p huhuhuhu

sangetsu kokonoka

only human

konayuki

and luther vandross’ dance with my father thanz huilin/ben

sentimental weh!!!!

at least i’m not that bored now huhuhuhu

well you know what they say bout mistresses.. their ups and downs… there are ‘good’ times (and i dun mean only that thing) and the not-so-sexually-attractive times (especially when they asked u to dump ur wife)… the same goes with me and my taxi drivers… sometimes i really adore them and at times i feel like farting directly in/on their face - with their mouth opened…. yeah to give them a little after taste….

first, the ‘good’ (near extinction) species… mostly those old, smiling, kind-hearted ones, who drives not only to feed their family, but also FOT THE CUSTOMER! with their heart… passion, conviction…

imagine that u r heading to point B, walking there in an unforgivable weather… and u r late! with a wave of ‘my’ (after this we change back to ur) firm, mascular yet delicate hand, u (;p) took a cab… with a smile and a soothing gesture ur taxi driver welcomed u into his temple of urm.. ‘logistic’ heaven… and along the way u had a healthy conversation on the weather, the road, sammy velloo (ok i dun know how to spell his name properly!), on the national football team, manchester united, (how chelsea, arsenal and liverpool sucks) - everything… even ur studies! ( i was once lectured by the taxi driver to e a good student, son and civilian!!!! - tongue lashing weh!!!;p) they would just talk bout anything that would sooth u, make u forget even for a while, ur problems, stresses, mistress, mistresses, oh ya wife…. everything!and they’ll take u off ur sad little world into the real world…. all u need to do is just asked them bout their lives, their family, their health anything, cut-out-the-silence (ey, this sounds familiar;p) and they’ll charter u into complete relaxation… trust me! if u r lucky enough, u might get them to tell bout how it was during the times when malaysia was under the britons, the japs and the sepets - the communists. breathtaking! it’s a whole new journey itself!

indeed these types of taxi driver make me feel that i’m still somebody in this world.. still intact with the world i tried so hard to excel in… an most importantly they reminds me of me granpas, the storytelling esp… wallaweh, why did i go there… sad weh…..:( aiyo…… that’s how i enjoyed my taxi ride, heck that how i enjoys my sad life, by reminding myself of my past, present and future…

and in comes the devils of this post… the young, rude, snobbish, cheating, i-know-better bastards… they simply drive u mad…literally…. to tell u the truth, i’m a bad consumer.. i’ll just let it go when i was cheated or mistreated… it’s not in me to react on the spot… to report them..to yell,

these kind of taxi driver just wan profit and nothing else matters… not even a smile, or a simple thank you.. heck, they just keep on honking in a traffic jam… iamgine what the passenger would feel!!! they cut q, they ran over traffic lights, start bitching when things doesn’t go their ways! i despies them weh.. did i mentioned that they even went out of their ways to cheat their customers with lousy excuses… petrol hike, toll hike (even when we didn’t use the toll!!!), even sugar and chicken!!! WTF…. there this one time, it was in the wee hours, i just arrived from my hometown to intec, he said it’s ’subuh’ so pay extra lor… i’m ok with that, then he asked for RM x, i paid him and wait for my change (and it’s more than 5 bucks weh), and he just looked and me and asked me to get out faster, got other customers!!!! my jaw dropped! WTF…

there’s this one time when irshad and i was cheated from KL central to bukit jalil!!! we have to pay double…. when it’s clearlt stated that midnite surcharge would amount to xtra 50% of the whole fare… not 100%!!!! just like what irshad mentioned - one of use paid and the other was cheated… and most probably that person’s ME…

not to mention those who refused to take me just because i’m too good looking! actually, because there heavy traffic to where i’m going! FYI their 1st client’s charter is… give priority to passengers and yes the 5th one is drive with care… during the puasa month, the taxi i was in almost crashed into a divider… imagine that… not married and ur dead juz bcoz ur taxi driver’s hungry!

and yeah, no.4 is honest and trustworthy!

pliz take note that i wrote this post bcoz of my heavenly ride to my aunt’s place yesterday… not the few undeserving taxi drivers….

p/s: yih seong, i still dun think it’s weird to asked how the taxi radio works…. and i just learned from my taxi driver yesterday that there’s a coupon system going on, easier and un-cheat-able! not bad eh;p 

to all the ‘good’ taxi drivers, i salute ur cause! ;p

Just can’t help myself from jotting this down…..

horror of all horror!!!!! the day my virginity was dashed away from me…. the day i saw somthing so awful you might want to skip this post!!!!

nice knowing you guys…..

i can’t live anymore…..

coz i’ve seen…..

ttttttttt…..th….the…

***** PINK BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s; this is a delayed blog post meant to be somewhere around christmas ;p

was doing nothing for the past few days…tried to read the ECG MADE EASY…. failed…. tried to jog around a bit…. failed…. tried to go out and fly kite…. failed again… i end up watching a japanese movie… ONE LITRE OF TEARS…. courtesy of denise, promoted by jane june…. sigh….

to make things clear.. i am not the drama type, or the series type… heck, i dun even follow HOUSE… take too long… except cartoon and anime;p (last exile rocks weh…thanks jesse the jess machine!!!! ;p) …. neway, off i go sailing into the world of AYA SHOUANE (hope i get the spelling right) an active 15-year-old-girl, plays basketball, ben and chee mei type of student… class choir conductor… (she kinda reminds me of ivy - minus the mascular thigh;p huhuhuhu) the perfect daughter…. a dream girl i would say…

but, then… nobody’s perfect… and i mean nobody… she was diagnosed with SCD…. something to do with the brain and she ends up with an incurable disease which worsen by the minute…. except for her mental state, everything else just deteriorate… wont be able to walk, speak, eat…….

all the hardship and her determination touches the exterior part of my emotion (and yes, just the exterior part ;p)

i dunno bout u guys but the best bit of this drama to me was the family values shown by the SHOUANE’s…. i really like her dad…. funny, cynical and most of all a father to the very extreme… if it weren’t for the family side of the drama, i wouldn’t watch the drama at all!!!!! thumbs up to the director… whoever he/she might be;p i treasured each and every conflict they endured…especially the to-tell-or-not-to-tell part, the bro’s dilemma, and of coz the last part where they celebrated christmas together…. sad wehhhhh

all-in-all, i give the series 4 and a half stars… the other half to the lousy ending… i really think they should have end the drama after the last christmas celebration thingy… it would cast a far greater effect…. btw i hate the 4th episode and the last 3 episodes…. they are just out of place! arghhhhhh….. did i mentioned the lousy ending?

oh ya…. it’s based on a true story….based on her diary….

to those who havent, go and watch it…. it’s good for your soul;p to those cold hearted people, it’ll warm ur heart melting it if u r not careful… but to those who want likes to cry… it’ll caused severe dehydration (nope, i didn’t cried)…. take extra caution! ;p

one litre of tears…

been scrolling round reading blogs bout post exam this and that… it would be easier reading the blogs knowing that i excel in the recent EOS3 but’ altho i did my best, my spider sense tells me that i would be in vain this coming friday…. the judgement day… the day i’ll open my exam slip while hoping that at least it’s going to ba a timid B… 

for those who seek an anxious patient, i’ll gladly show them the real meaning of being anxious, not like those whimpy sp’s…. huhuhu

the notion of failing was excruciating that i wanna throw everything aside an just shout……..

on the other hand, if i pass and proceed to sem 4…. i have a heavy task of fulfilling my promises…

1. joining the debate team;p (really ka????)

2. finding a girl friend to redirect my sexual orientation;p (i’m scared myself - enough touching mus!!!!) - i must tell myself that she musn’t love pork more than she love me;p

3. to minimize the number of wives i have now…. ;p (7 and still counting)

4.to return debra’s ruler i borrowed during mock osce

5.to keep my hair as long as possible b4 sis chiang wipe me out of csu room

and the list keeps going on and on… thanks to my everlasting mouth of darkness…

the thing is… nowadays, i find myself losing control of my mouth, i keep on saying things without thinking the consequences…. i keep on telling myself that it’s the EOS stress but my spider sense (again) keep tingling at the back of my mind saying that i’m f****d…

i should contain myself…… ‘thinks b4 i act’ (huhuhu i quote from ‘what women want’ - hey seb, i watched it too k)

now back to the EOS thingy, i dunno what to say bout the papers coz right after coming out of the exam hall i felt nothing, no fear, no worries, nothing… and that scares me the most… u dunno wheter it’s good or not… i just can’t tell….

pliz..pliz let me pass….. i dun wan to spend an extra month doing the same stressful thing!!!!! ow how i wish i was ben right now, i could just play futsal everyday without any worries!!!! arghhhhhhhh…

to those sem 2’s out there,

EOS3 SUCKS

SMIRK…

Microsoft word thesaurus: sneer, grin

Oxford

dictionary: silly or conceited smile

Macmillan dictionary: to smile in an unpleasant way because something bad has happened to someone else or you think you have achieved an advantage over them.

Actually, what’s in a smirk? To me it’s a portrait of one’s pride and I don’t believe I like the sound of it. To scoff someone in a demeaning way is not in any way within the range of action of our face contour but with a little bit of practice and tons of pride, it’s as simple as abc.

So what’s the deal, u might ask? Well the thing is I’ve been a victim of these phenomena lately and like the vampire’s snare, I’m starting to turn in to one of them ;p so this is just a reminder to all of you out there that I was infected! It’s not my fault… huhuhuhu

I was infected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conclusion; this entry is totally bullock!! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

oppps… i forgot bout chuihan.. our treasure hunt editor.. the secret agent agency aka the ‘pimp’ hhuhuhu… she’s the hottest 8.5 girl (now promote me to 9;p)huhuu

what else can i say bout orientation eh??? the prep is going fine except for minor intrusion of MR ‘i m perfect’ u know who…. okeh let me spell it out *****;p

i hate himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ah ya, can u imagine variety night without imcc, orientation groups with decent names, less ragging and amazing race treasure hunt minus the eggs wasabi and all…. yes and all this is from the admin themselves…. heck, i’ll go all out to protest this… nude strike maybe;p who wanna join? i’ll be the one taking the pictures;p and usually the cameraman hv to wear clothes;p huhuhuhu

and i had to hand it to the organizing committee… they came up with lots of new ideas to spice things up a bit… yeah, i think we could make a different in imu orientation history minus even without the admin proposal…..

oh yeah, the theme, it’s bad medicine….but it’s good for you… courtesy of miss rahel if i’m not mistaken…. it’s suppose to symbolize what’s going to happen during orientation… all those nasty things plus the extra ragging from seniors are not pleasent (i know… i was freshie bastard numder 2 during ice breaker ok) but it’s actually good for you… you can interact with the seniors, finding new cliques, and most of  all to have out of this world FUN….

gosh.. got to stop npw or i’ll miss the race…. shuey rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!